mentally i’m in t-shirt

€29,00

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Color Black Lavender White

Size S M L XL

mentally i’m in the school nurse’s office, faking sick

Sometimes you just need to disappear for 47 minutes under fluorescent lights and pretend it’s a migraine.
This tee is for the ones who mastered the art of escape early — with a well-timed cough, a dramatic sigh, and the quiet hope someone would ask, “Are you okay?”

Soft cotton. Emotional truancy.
No permission slip required.

Perfect for:
– grown-up kids who still crave the smell of rubbing alcohol and boredom
– people who emotionally dissociate at meetings
– anyone who just wants to be left alone… gently

Wear it when the world feels like gym class.
And you’re just not in the mood to run.

Details

100% organic ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
Single jersey
Medium fit
Set-in sleeves
1 × 1 rib at collar
Wide double-needle topstitch on sleeves and hems
Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
Fabric certified under GOTS and OCS (organic standards)
OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified & PETA-Approved Vegan
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Fit note: The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market — we recommend ordering one size up if you're in the US.

Production: This product is made to order to reduce overproduction — thanks for shopping consciously.

Size guide

Size	Body length (in)	Chest width (in)	Sleeve length (in)
S	27 ⅛	19 ½	8 ⅞
M	28 ¾	21	9 ½
L	29 ½	22 ¼	9 ⅝
XL	30 ¼	23 ⅜	9 ⅞

Size	Body length (cm)	Chest width (cm)	Sleeve length (cm)
S	69	49.5	22.5
M	73	53.5	24
L	75	56.5	24.5
XL	77	59.5	25

EU compliance info

Traceability:
- Weaving — Bangladesh
- Dyeing — Bangladesh
- Manufacturing — Bangladesh
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% hazardous substances
Meets EU REACH & GPSR product safety standards
EU Warranty: 2 years
Age restriction: Adults only

For product safety inquiries, contact:
alex.oak@company.com
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country