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god's soldier tee
€29,00
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You’ve carried the weight. You’ve done the work. You’ve “learned the lesson” enough times to teach a course.
This tee is for the overachievers of suffering — the ones who journal, go to therapy, and still get hit with “character development” arcs they never asked for.
Because even god’s strongest soldier needs a snack, a nap, and maybe a year off.
Perfect for:
- people who say “I’m fine” and mean “I’m functioning”
- anyone whose hobbies include resilience and disassociation
- those who are spiritual, tired, and chronically assigned the “growth opportunity”
It’s not giving up. It’s logging out.
Wear it like a soft boundary.
Details
- 100% organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
- Single jersey
- Medium fit
- Set-in sleeves
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
- Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
- Fabric certified under GOTS & OCS
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 & PETA-Approved Vegan
- Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
- Sizes run small for US market — we recommend sizing up
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (in) | CHEST WIDTH (in) | SLEEVE LENGTH (in) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
EU compliance info
- Age restriction: for adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years
- Meets EU REACH requirements
- Compliant with General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
- For safety concerns, contact: alex.oak@company.com
- Or write to: 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country