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don’t talk to me tee
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don’t talk to me unless you’ve blown into a cartridge
You either get it, or you had stable Wi-Fi growing up.
This tee is a sacred rite of passage for the analog generation — back when games needed air, patience, and questionable logic.
Soft cotton. Bold nostalgia. Zero cloud storage.
Perfect for:
– elders of the 8-bit temple
– people who know the sound of dial-up
– anyone who fixed things by blowing on them
No save button. Just vibes.
Details
- 100% organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
- Single jersey
- Medium fit
- Set-in sleeves
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Wide double-needle topstitch on sleeves and bottom hems
- Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
- Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The fabric holds certifications under GOTS and OCS, is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified, and PETA-Approved Vegan.
Note: Sizes run smaller for US customers. Please order one size up.
This product is made to order to reduce overproduction.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (in) | CHEST WIDTH (in) | SLEEVE LENGTH (in) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
EU compliance info
Traceability:
– Weaving — Bangladesh
– Dyeing — Bangladesh
– Manufacturing — Bangladesh
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance info: Meets the EU REACH requirements
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For product safety inquiries, contact: alex.oak@company.com
Or write to us: 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.