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bullshit detector tee
€29,00
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your vibe does not pass my bullshit detector.
Some people call it judgment. You call it intuition.
This tee is for those who don’t need receipts — just a feeling. You read energy before people speak. You exit before explanations arrive.
Printed in lowercase. Delivered with deadpan accuracy.
Details
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- Unisex fit. Emotionally fitted.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31–34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7–86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4–94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5–104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7–114.3 |
EU compliance info
- Traceability: Weaving – India, South Korea; Dyeing – El Salvador, California; Manufacturing – Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- Composition: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
- Age restriction: 18+
- EU warranty: 2 years
- In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
- Contact: alex.oak@company.com
- Address: 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country