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ambition & excuses tee
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capitalism gave me ambition. astrology gave me excuses.
You want success, but only if Mercury’s direct.
This tee is for those who hustle with a birth chart in one tab and a to-do list in the other. You believe in compound interest and retrogrades. You blame Venus for texting your ex and your rising sign for being late.
You’re driven. You’re tired. You’re spiritual. You’re deeply unserious.
Perfect for:
– people who manifest with deadlines
– anyone who’s Googled “should I quit my job based on my sign?”
– those who say “I’m a Virgo” as both explanation and apology
You’re not lazy. You’re aligned.
(Unless it’s a Capricorn moon. Then you’re working overtime.)
Details
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.
- 100% organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
- Single jersey
- Medium fit
- Set-in sleeves
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
- Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
- The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
- The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
- Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market — we recommend sizing up for a looser fit.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why delivery takes a bit longer. Making products on demand helps reduce overproduction — thank you for making mindful choices.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (in) | CHEST WIDTH (in) | SLEEVE LENGTH (in) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
EU compliance info
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.